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Thankfully, some forms of communication require no universal translator
"So did you want to go to Desert Desert, or Desert Desert?"
And therein lies the problem with "universal translators" - if we translated even your languages on your planet programmatically, all kinds of bad things would happen.
And, as always, Sisko Captain Best Captain.
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If you need casualty power, biscuits are the answer
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Yeah, we got sidetracked, repeatedly, in this episode. So goes existence. Please don't forget about our fundraiser for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library! Public Discord access is now available: discord.gg/43G46gHEGf Join this channel to get access to perks, including a better Discord experience: ruclips.net/channel/UCkL3IK_pZAfmer9tdXLjXhQjoin Utreon: utreon.com/c/sacredcowshipyards Patreon: w...
Dragons Love Tacos, by Adam Rubin and illustrated by Daniel Salmieri
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Who shot JR U-Wing?
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For being part of some of the better ground combat scenes in any Star Wars property ever, the U-Wing is... really not optimized for the role that it seems predominantly used for, which is... well, Star Wars for you. Please don't forget about our fundraiser for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library! Public Discord access is now available: discord.gg/43G46gHEGf Join this channel to get access to per...
A poem, by Dylan Thomas
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If I told you the title, you'd know what poem it was, because he was not terribly great about titles (a lot of the "titles" are really just the first line of the poem). Public Discord access is now available: discord.gg/43G46gHEGf Join this channel to get access to perks, including a better Discord experience: ruclips.net/channel/UCkL3IK_pZAfmer9tdXLjXhQjoin Utreon: utreon.com/c/sacredcowshipya...
When asked what gas their PPCs used, Mechwarriors said "Argo-n"
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Honestly, Mechwarrior's Argo is a pretty awesome ship. It's just fascinating that the concept has - as far as I know - never been implemented in other 'verses or structures. Don't forget about our fundraiser while you're here, though. Gotta ensure those tiny humies have texts to read! Public Discord access is now available: discord.gg/43G46gHEGf Join this channel to get access to perks, includi...
Helldivers do it feet first
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If you're going to make Games, Workshop your ideas a little better
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If you're going to make Games, Workshop your ideas a little better
I guarantee you won't Fallout of this APC
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I guarantee you won't Fallout of this APC
On the Corner of Chocolate Avenue, by Tziporah Cohen
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On the Corner of Chocolate Avenue, by Tziporah Cohen
This thing would make even Godzilla HEAV
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This thing would make even Godzilla HEAV
The Automatic Bus Transfer switch episode that everyone asked for
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The Automatic Bus Transfer switch episode that everyone asked for
Giraffe Problems, by Jory John
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Giraffe Problems, by Jory John
The Dune Thopter, or how to make your flight crew go deaf in less time than it took to read this
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The Dune Thopter, or how to make your flight crew go deaf in less time than it took to read this
The Gods of Copybook Headings, by Rudyard Kipling
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The Gods of Copybook Headings, by Rudyard Kipling
For All Mankind successfully broke suspension of disbelief with the N-1 rocket ever working
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For All Mankind successfully broke suspension of disbelief with the N-1 rocket ever working
What is a Cruise Missile Trooper and why did anyone think it would work?
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What is a Cruise Missile Trooper and why did anyone think it would work?
It's so EEZ to understand your territorial waters, even I could do it
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It's so EEZ to understand your territorial waters, even I could do it
Bruce Swap, by Ryan T. Higgins
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Bruce Swap, by Ryan T. Higgins
In space, no one can hear your big bada boom
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In space, no one can hear your big bada boom
A story about a slow night at an Air Force base
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A story about a slow night at an Air Force base
Yes, I am feeling uncharacteristically charitable. Just say "thank you".
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Yes, I am feeling uncharacteristically charitable. Just say "thank you".
We have no (ship) class here, so why are we comparing them?
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We have no (ship) class here, so why are we comparing them?
Santa Bruce, as written by Ryan T. Higgins
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Santa Bruce, as written by Ryan T. Higgins
Sacred Cow Shipyards would like to introduce you to... ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʟɢᴇ
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Sacred Cow Shipyards would like to introduce you to... ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʟɢᴇ
Surface Warfare Officers, and a few hypotheses about collisions
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Surface Warfare Officers, and a few hypotheses about collisions
I give you humies an understandable amount of grief, but you pulled through on Toys for Tots
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I give you humies an understandable amount of grief, but you pulled through on Toys for Tots
Christmas is the time of year for Toys for Tots. So why not help them?
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Christmas is the time of year for Toys for Tots. So why not help them?
With a dude named Ender playing a Game, how did you think it was going to go?
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With a dude named Ender playing a Game, how did you think it was going to go?
I am Dolly Parton, by Brad Meltzer
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I am Dolly Parton, by Brad Meltzer

Комментарии

  • @tortenschachtel9498
    @tortenschachtel9498 15 часов назад

    O'Neill: We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Bra'tac: No. The bridge is too well guarded.

  • @KenTails
    @KenTails День назад

    Someone may have already pointed this out, but about the 'intermodal' containers that YT-1300 can supposedly push... (as seen at 25:30) In train heist scene of the Han Solo movie ("conveyex transport" heist), you see freight cars that look either the same or nearly the same as the "containers" shown in the video. The train loco and cars 'clamped' the rail from top and bottom just like in the image. So, when you haul those 'intermodal' freight cars with YT freighter ships, I guess you basically pick up the rail they are on? Or maybe you connect a special rail attachment to the ship and run the freight cars onto it. Or something. If the YT-1300 manual book is canon, you have some amount of intermodality (modability?) there. ...Looking at the train locomotive from Han Solo movie gave me another question, though. What are you gonna shoot with the big cannons on the bottom locomotive? Those things do not look like they are on a rotating turret... Even with some strange design elements, however, I'm very happy to get almost any form of logistics vehicles in Star Wars, and especially of the Empire, and we even got two (another one being AT-Hauler, basically sky crane I guess)... and doubly so that they made lego sets of them both. You don't get imperial, non-combat things-mover very often, so I'll take what I can get.

  • @TheAeroAvatar
    @TheAeroAvatar День назад

    OH MY GOD, the Cruise Missile Trooper, I completely forgot about this toy! I must've had at least two of them. I totally forgot it existed. Seriously, where did this thing even come from? It sure didn't appear in the films.

  • @stewm1267
    @stewm1267 День назад

    Cerritos proud!!!

  • @hughsmith7504
    @hughsmith7504 День назад

    I dont remembr the exact episodes, but i remembered that several times during first contact the comms officer was told to transmit thier translation matrix. So id assume that contains not just individual words, but also turns of phrase and the like so the computer can tell the differance. I also like the answer to why Picard can swear in Klingon or french is because he knows the password to the UT parental lockouts.

  • @AlucardNoir
    @AlucardNoir День назад

    How did the Babel fish translate what Marvin was saying again? I don't recall the books or the radio dramas, or the Tv show or the movie's explanation for it.

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Honestly not sure it was ever explained, but it's fair to say that the fish caught on to whatever his size-of-a-planet brain was thinking.

  • @merafirewing6591
    @merafirewing6591 День назад

    Sometimes there are blunt ways of communicating where it sometimes involved weapons, or a style of gunboat diplomacy and that particular kind of diplomacy has remained unchanged even in Star Trek.

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Well, then you also run into the problems that kicked off the Earth-Minbari War.

  • @m0rtez713
    @m0rtez713 День назад

    And then there are women, who say and mean completely different things. Such as all time classics as: "Do you want to open the window?" meaning "Open the fucking window." "Are you hungry?" meaning "I want pizza specifically, right now." "Whatever, do what you want. I don't care." meaning "I dare you to do what you want." And "'I'm fine." meaning "I am not fine at all."

  • @megalopath
    @megalopath 2 дня назад

    My Arakis! My desert desert!

  • @garrygriggs1888
    @garrygriggs1888 2 дня назад

    Wait for it, in England we actually have a hill hill hill hill.

  • @FordThunderCougarFalconBird
    @FordThunderCougarFalconBird 2 дня назад

    Dock Master, you should do a video on the HELLDIVERS 2 ships. I would love to hear your thoughts on the Destroyers, Pelicans, Eagles strike craft, and oOOOH YEAH can’t forget the indomitable HELL PODS. 😂 Anyway just a thought. 👍

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      We bounced off the general idea of drop pods previously.

  • @startiger2
    @startiger2 2 дня назад

    I should have seen it coming, but didn't. I laughed out loud when you brought up the babel fish. At least it puts this whole "God" debate to rest finally.

  • @archivis
    @archivis 2 дня назад

    :)

  • @seankeaney823
    @seankeaney823 2 дня назад

    Unfortunately when you depart to far from the “desert” desert, “river” river and “lake” lake you can end up with a Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg, supposedly it translates to “You fish on your side, I'll fish on my side, and no one shall fish in the middle".

  • @larandrew77
    @larandrew77 2 дня назад

    Once more with feeling?? That explains the rabbit reference....because "Bunnies, bunnies it MUST BE BUNNIES....or maybe midgets?" :) My fav episode! Haze grey Dockmaster!!

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 2 дня назад

    And what's Starfleet gonna do when OTHER space powers, like the Klingons and the Romanulans and Orions, etc go to make contact with the 'lesser species'? Gonna start wars with the other guys if they wanna do anything with those planets? Also, I BET some hostile, malevolent being infiltrated early star fleet during its infancy. We have seen star fleet get infiltrated a few times.

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 2 дня назад

    In TOS, the Enterprise crew interacted with people who did not even have the WHEEL.

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Kirk probably had the most temporal and prime directive violations.

    • @TheCastellan
      @TheCastellan 19 часов назад

      @@SacredCowShipyards Another reason I like Kirk best. When Janeway said captains like Kirk and Sulu would be kicked out of today's starfleet, I think "no wonder starfleet went to hell in the Picard series" also, I was looking through videos of Gene, I think Gene was a satanist, for he said he thanked Satan for some of the ideas he was able to come up with. Kinda interesting to think about.

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 2 дня назад

    Post scarcity society: Henry Kissinger's nightmare come true, and Bill Gates.

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 2 дня назад

    In Star Wars, the Republic did not bother to help worlds like Tattooine, not bother to destroy slavery.....look how GREAT that went for Anakin.

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 2 дня назад

    IF Doctor Who was in the same universe as Star Trek, I could see Star Fleet having their equivalent of wanted posters and you'd see "Wanted: dead or alive, star fleet enemy #1" with Tom Baker's picture on it.

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 2 дня назад

    In Star Trek Online, the Iconians had a prime directive, and all the 'lesser races' teamed together and blasted the Iconians into near extinction. IF the federation falls, it will probably involve the prime directive biting em on their ass.

  • @nonpartisangunowner4524
    @nonpartisangunowner4524 2 дня назад

    Not as confusing as "CAC card."

  • @Banedragon
    @Banedragon 2 дня назад

    The only way I can see a mechanical universal translator working, or something like it, is if you don't have aliens at all, and have the loads and loads of species done thru trans-humanisum, as is seen the novel further beyond the threshold

  • @SoremRasmussen
    @SoremRasmussen 2 дня назад

    I absolutely love that a shortcut developed for television (so that writers didn't have to create a whole new language so often or viewers didn't have to read subtitles....we are sometimes a lazy species, which isn't necessarily always a bad thing, there's a small difference between being lazy and efficient) has led to awesome episodes like "Shaka, When the Walls Fell" and, well, this one. Well done!

  • @stanislavkostarnov2157
    @stanislavkostarnov2157 3 дня назад

    Welcome to Burghville Town Montana! and about Avon, I know a place in Wales (near Newport) where you actually have two river Avons, one a tributary of the other.

  • @stanislavkostarnov2157
    @stanislavkostarnov2157 3 дня назад

    funny thing... "Yama" whilst it means "mountain" does not mean "Mount"... the phonetic for that would be "San"... so no sane Japanese would EVER say Fujiyama... that would be Fujisan... saying Fujiyama is sort of saying Kentucky Fried Hen... just weird always wondered why and how it could happen that this became the international name.

  • @stanislavkostarnov2157
    @stanislavkostarnov2157 3 дня назад

    in my understanding, most universal translators are meant to use neuro-signals rather than what comes out of your mouth... that is, they will try to find certain elements of Syntaxes in ones communications on a stage before it becomes linguistically encoded... so it tries to read "neuro-waves" or whatever... at least, that's the theory

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Makes it even more complicated when you're translating ship-to-ship, or with species that don't have central nervous systems.

    • @stanislavkostarnov2157
      @stanislavkostarnov2157 День назад

      @@SacredCowShipyards true, but then we mostly see them interact with Humanoid or at least Biologically similar species... the Universal translator usually fails to see through any kind of true alienness, such as even the Gorn in most ST (apart from in ST.Disc which I do not consider Kannon) ... certainly useless with those solar-snake guys or species 1347.

    • @stanislavkostarnov2157
      @stanislavkostarnov2157 День назад

      @@SacredCowShipyards BTW... because of family connections, I was actually around the nearest thing we had to an interspecies universal translator at the time the show came out... a few relatives were in a project working on an "electronic" device used to communicate with Dolphins and Whales... the USSR (or at least someone in Andropov's Politburo) was really keen to get them on their side... worked about as well as you expected, but did give a few people their star-double-bar so to speak.

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 3 дня назад

    The hour of payment passed! Dockmaster, his heuristics enraged! The holy cubifier hums. The Dockmaster at rest.

  • @UrluckUR
    @UrluckUR 3 дня назад

    Heh, I just realised that the channel logo looks a cow with horns if you rotate it 180 degrees.

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      It looks like a cow right-side up too, I'm told. Just look for the ears to the sides.

  • @Progection
    @Progection 3 дня назад

    19:38 Thinking about Red hammer

  • @ghrey8282
    @ghrey8282 3 дня назад

    Most context is pretext, and therefore never survives post text. Chain Mail. Mae'n annoeth gwybod gwir gynnwys fy meddwl.

  • @SkylerLinux
    @SkylerLinux 3 дня назад

    So yes there is idioms, but you can also translate them. Esp. if you already have a "universal" language, even if it's only "spoken" by the Translators (The translation ML)

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Only if you understand the language to begin with. Or if you know that they're idioms. Or if you have a concept of idioms.

  • @danielrhouck
    @danielrhouck 3 дня назад

    2 comments: 1. Why would a universal translator have to be squishy? You were able to convey all of that just fine. 2. I honestly have heard the “pink elephant” example so much I actually donʼt think of a pink elephant when itʼs brought up, any more than I think of literal running with “given the runaround”. It has become an idiom itself.

  • @josabar8561
    @josabar8561 3 дня назад

    After going up in Townsville, Queensland, Australia, the irony of this topic is not lost on me.

  • @simoncauxbarge
    @simoncauxbarge 3 дня назад

    Temba, his arms wide!

  • @Delphineas
    @Delphineas 3 дня назад

    So, every planet is Earth?

  • @juliettedanielson3503
    @juliettedanielson3503 3 дня назад

    13:51 I might be a linguistic elitist with that comment, but, as someone residing in Japan and with a degree in Japanese, the word "富士山" (aka Mt Mt Fuji) isn't read as "Fujiyama", but as "Fujisan". That's because the kanji for mountain (山) had a few different readings, classified into 2 categories: - Kanji by itself : Yama - Kanji with other kanjis: San or Sen. This is the case for most Kanjis, and the rule applies I the great majority of the time (exceptions exist). So, because it is a combo of 3 Kanjis, it has to be "Fujisan" and not "Fujiyama". If you ever see Fujiyama written anywhere, it is either because the text is very old and the English writers at the time didn't have a proper grasp of the Japanese Language, or whoever wrote it isn't really qualified in the language... Or someone wanted to make their sushi shop sound very Japanese but didn't get an actual native to check it.

  • @tirirana4732
    @tirirana4732 3 дня назад

    One would seriously expect the Tartar Pits to be further east than California.

  • @mortoopz
    @mortoopz 3 дня назад

    I love how he doesn't notice the rabbit thing = to be stood up, but that also makes exactly zero sense. You - "Yeah, she stood me up" Alien - "Did you fall down?"

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 3 дня назад

      I'd imagine that "being stood up" originally had more words to convey that you were "left standing there". Language has a strong tendency to simplify over time.

    • @BobMcBobJr
      @BobMcBobJr 2 дня назад

      @@randlebrowne2048 "She said she'd be right back but I was stood up there on that terrace for 4 hours at which point I decided to go." - Something like that

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Thankfully the memory engrams I stol... borrowed came with Idiomatic English For Dummies, but not all alien species will be so lucky.

  • @uroghai3439
    @uroghai3439 3 дня назад

    How appropriate you bring up the Tamarians, given that I saw someone today write that understanding the sentence "The cat lawyer milkshake ducked" made them realize that we (or at least those of us who are terminally online) are Tamarians.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 21 час назад

      Yes, but how many of us, when confronted by someone who clearly doesn't understand that sort of cultural reference, is completely incapable of sacrificing some nuance for simplicity? This, mind you, is my problem with "Darmok." It's fridge logic, at least for me, so it doesn't bother me while watching it, but it really gets in the way on further reflection.

  • @robertcain7630
    @robertcain7630 3 дня назад

    Granny Weatherwax from Terry Pratchett's Diskworld series had the perfect way to not think of a pink elephant. She didn't know what an elephant looked like. Also, "Once More With Feeling" ?? I would never have pegged you for a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan... Or is it Jerry Lee Lewis?? Your 'song' is always special

  • @ralphsexton8531
    @ralphsexton8531 3 дня назад

    Amusingly and fitting the dock master's comments - the Brown Bear (or Bruin Bear) is Bear Bear, or properly Ursus Arctos Arctos, or Bear Bear Bear, and the Grizzly Bear (Ursus Arctos Horribilis) is Horrible Bear Bear. Amusingly, the Polar Bear, which lives in the Arctic, doesn't have Arctos in its name... it is Ursus Maritimus - Ocean Bear. Heh.

    • @BobMcBobJr
      @BobMcBobJr 2 дня назад

      Well, yes, using their latin names but Brown, Grizzly, and Polar are fairly apt and descriptive. That one is brown. That one is scruffy and big. That one lives near the pole.

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 День назад

      Oh no i hear it... Ocean Bear, take me by the hand. Lead me to the land you understand.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 21 час назад

      @@BobMcBobJr 'Grizzly' means 'with pale tips.' And, indeed, grizzly bear fur has that feature. Yes, that's the same source as 'grizzled old prospector,' because he, too, has hair that's pale at the tips.

  • @TheGenericavatar
    @TheGenericavatar 3 дня назад

    Dock Master, you're talking to the inhabitants of a world who named their planet after dirt...

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Many such cases.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 21 час назад

      That seems rather like complaining that a group called itself "The People" in their language. Which is just about everyone.

  • @sep0319
    @sep0319 3 дня назад

    PIZZA PIE? - come on have a slice.

  • @braydoxastora5584
    @braydoxastora5584 3 дня назад

    4:20 in regards to translation systems with google translate. One can easily add the mostly likely idoms/metephors etc as an extension l. Similer to when you look for word definitions gives you multiple categories of information

    • @SacredCowShipyards
      @SacredCowShipyards День назад

      Oh sure, but that first requires the knowledge that they are idioms. Or of the existence of idioms.

  • @peterhall8572
    @peterhall8572 3 дня назад

    Reminds me of the thunder screech. 9000 sonic booms a minute from the prop

  • @Relkond
    @Relkond 3 дня назад

    On the gripping hand, translation tools are going to dominate languages to the point that their bad translations will become factual/official. To be clear: Language itself will shift as a result of translation tools.

  • @phluphie
    @phluphie 3 дня назад

    🎶Pico and Sepulveda Pico and Sepulveda 🎶

  • @jtfbreedlove
    @jtfbreedlove 3 дня назад

    I may be wrong but you could apply the term desert to a large stretch of an ocean with no life in it, not that I'd imagine there'd not be many of those.

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 3 дня назад

      That's using the word "desert" in a more metaphorical sense. The literal meaning of desert is a place that gets very little (or no) precipitation (either rain or snow) in a year. Oceanic "deserts" use the related concept of places that get little rain having much less in the way of life, and hijack/adapt the phrase.

  • @catgath9718
    @catgath9718 3 дня назад

    Rig the algorithm!